Dear Printer Repair Man:
Please come to my house and check my printer. Every time I use the printer - and I am away while it prints - my papers are wrinkled, even shredded. Sometimes the ink is blurred. I hope that you can find the problem!!
Dear Concerned Computer Owner:
While you were gone today, I checked your printer, and I found your problem. Please see below for the answer.
Your Printer Repair Man